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i love fish finger sandwiches

£ 12.00

Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions

£ 12.00

Westminster Village Idiot

£ 12.00

God does not exist

£ 12.00

God does not exist

£ 12.00

being watched wont stop it from happening

£ 12.00

can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?

£ 12.00

80% of questions are statements in disguise

£ 12.00

psychedelic ash tray

£ 14.00

skydiver

if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving might not be for you

£ 12.00

monk

£ 12.00

DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?

£ 12.00

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

£ 12.00

Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid

£ 12.00

Drinking does not make you fat

Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean. ...Against walls, bars, people...

£ 12.00

why look back, it is not where you are going

£ 12.00

You know you're too busy when a balancing act becomes a juggling act

£ 14.00

Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

£ 12.00

Censorship is just protection from reality

£ 12.00

less is more

less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.

£ 12.00

God is in the details

£ 12.00

Teddy bear t-shirts, not sold for prophet

£ 12.00

you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up

you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

£ 12.00

everything is 98% shit

everything is 98% shit, dave hickey, art critic

£ 12.00

oscar wilde quotation t shirt

To disagree with three quarters of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. Oscar Wilde

£ 14.00

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

£ 12.00

shut the fuck up

£ 12.00

to make something clean, something else must become dirty

£ 12.00

Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

Question: Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front) Answer: I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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OCD - who could be arsed?

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The cost of things is not just about the price

The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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invader

invader from space

£ 12.00

manic miner

£ 12.00

pitfall page hole swing barrel

£ 12.00

pitfall scorpion

£ 12.00

invader 2

invader from space

£ 12.00

pac man ghost

£ 14.00

acid face

£ 12.00

the runner, from space invaders

£ 12.00

pole position

£ 12.00

If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

£ 12.00

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

£ 14.00

Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

£ 12.00

Intolerance will not be tolerated

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I envy people who drink, oscar levant quote

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on Oscar Levant

£ 12.00

I am no more humble than my talents require

I am no more humble than my talents require, Oscar Levant quote

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Reality is a crutch for people, lily tomlin quote

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs, Lily Tomlin

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i love pickled eggs

£ 12.00

boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

£ 12.00

boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

£ 12.00

boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

£ 12.00

If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

£ 13.00

Stop bloody following me

£ 12.00

I'm a complete liar

£ 12.00

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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posh party raver

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you can use me again & again

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fat men are harder to kidnap

£ 12.00

if you are talking, and i'm just nodding

if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

£ 12.00

this bloke offered me a TV

this bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, i couldn't turn it down

£ 12.00

I am the master of my own density

£ 12.00

I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?

£ 12.00

thank god for atheism

£ 12.00

baked beans on toast

£ 12.00

Stubbed out - Put it out, please

£ 14.30

Stubbed out - No Smoking

£ 14.30

Stubbed Out

Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

£ 12.30

ghandi

£ 12.00

Kenneth Williams

£ 12.00

Peter Sellers

Peter Sellers, Inspector Clouseau

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Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley in Dr Strangelove

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Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian

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Sigmund Freud

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Andy Warhol

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Iggy Pop

£ 12.00

Keith Richards

£ 12.00

Woody Allen

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gordon brown - I've only been in the job for five days

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Beer, A temporary solution, but a damn good one

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Jarcode Barcode

Jarcode Barcode Jarcode Barcode Jarcode Barcode Jarcode Barcode Jarcode Barcode

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the stupid leading the weak

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Voted in by empty minds

Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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Running the country

Running the country, Ruining the country

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Say it Loud!

Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud

£ 12.00

I'll give you a say

I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

£ 12.00

James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!

£ 12.00

Andy Warhol Quotation Tshirt

A good way to take up more space, is with perfume, Andy Warhol

£ 12.00

Andy Warhol Quotation Tshirt

Anyone can do what I do, Andy Warhol

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Andy Warhol Quotation Tshirt

I am a deeply superficial person, Andy Warhol

£ 12.00

Woody Allen Quote Tshirt

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love. Woody Allen

£ 12.00

Kenneth Williams Quote Tshirt

Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me! Kenneth Williams

£ 12.00

Keith Richards Quote Tshirt

A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral. Keith Richards

£ 12.00

Iggy Pop Quote Tshirt

We never liked or respected other people, Iggy Pop and the Stooges

£ 12.00

Inspector Clouseau Quote Tshirt

Do you have a licence for your minky? Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

£ 12.00

Merkin Muffley Quote Tshirt

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room. Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

£ 12.00

Chevy Chase Quotation Tshirt

a sense of humour, is a sense of perspective. Chevy Chase.

£ 12.00

Chevy Chase Tshirt

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life of brian Tshirt

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

£ 12.00

Tony Blair tshirt, tangled web Tshirt

Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive.

£ 12.00

Sigmund Freud quotation T-shirt, There are no accidents

There are no accidents. Sigmund Freud.

£ 12.00

Ghandi quotation tshirt

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi quote, tshirt

£ 12.00

it's not my job tshirt

it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job

£ 12.00

james elkins quote tshirt

“seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer.” is a quote from a book by james elkins.

£ 12.00

Procrastination quotation tshirt

Procrastination is the thief of time, Edward Young

£ 12.00

do the worst thing 1st / First Tshirt

if you want to get on, do the worst thing 1st. if you do, the next thing will be easier

£ 12.00

procrastination tshirt

procrastination is my enemy

£ 12.00

goulies tshirt

balls, knackers, plums, goulies

£ 12.00

Blaise Pascal Quote Tshirt

The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room. Quotation by Blaise Pascal

£ 12.00

There are no accidents Tshirt

There are no accidents. Sigmund Freud.

£ 12.00

permanent solution Tshirt

NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

£ 12.00

Fascism is capitalism, Upton Sinclair Quote tshirt

Fascism is capitalism plus murder, Upton Sinclair Quote.

£ 12.00

political will t-shirt

political will is a renewable resource, tshirt. In other words, politicians should not feel so relaxed, as we, can get rid of, them.

£ 12.00

penus penis tshirt

penis, penus, whatever!

£ 12.00

Another catastrophic failure of intelligence Tshirt

how many more of these can we take from our government, tshirt

£ 12.00

fluff or dust? Tshirt

It's completely up to you!

£ 12.00

do you want fries with that? Tshirt

well I don't know, do you?

£ 12.00

No I don't bloody know who you bloody are Tshirt

No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

£ 12.00

the customer is always right Tshirt

yes they are!

£ 12.00

I do not work here tshirt

So stop bugging me, tshirt

£ 12.00

I work here tshirt

You might want to take this off when you go home, tshirt

£ 12.00

staff tshirt

tell customers, who are your staff

£ 12.00

I think you will find, only SOME people think I’m stupid! tshirt

you might think I am stupid, but at least it's not everyone in the world who does.

£ 12.00

It’s extremely difficult to have a sensible argument with a complete idiot tshirt

You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not!

£ 12.00

I HAVE FORGOTTEN MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW tshirt

For those days when you know you will see someone who thinks they 'know everything', but they don't.

£ 12.00

OBVIOUSLY MY OTHER T-SHIRT IS NOT CLEAN tshirt

Are you a bum? does everyone think you are a bum? pre-empt your detractors comments!